New Year's Resolutions

2011 is approaching us. According to the Mayan Calendar, we have 1 more year to live. According to my calendar, that's total bullshit. However, I will set my mind to believe that we will all die in a year, just so...you know all that bollocks about Live your life to the fullest! and Enjoy every second! Well I can't do that unless I'm motivated! 2012 motivates me.

Now, for some reason people always write cheesy resolutions like "Next year, I will donate more! I will feed the orphans and bring World Peace!I will not be a consumer whore and I will drive a hybrid, cause I love nature like that! I will take more time to help the helpless". Well that's a shit resolution, and not because of it's aim, but because people just write those kind of resolutions to make themselves feel better, like they're actually going to help someone. They might attempt to fulfil them, but I can certainly tell you, 30% of them will fail and the other 70% will forget about their peace-bringing resolution by April. However, my resolutions are awesome this year! Plus I'll have them on my blog, so I'll never forget about them:

Have a smoken' hot boyfriend.

Girls have all kinds of boyfriends! The friend-who-is-more-than-a-friend boyfriend, the love at first sign boyfriend, the one you met on facebook, the one you can talk to about anything, the jerk, etc...However, I want the hot boyfriend. No, I don't really care that much about his personality. No, we don't have to connect in some kind of deep way. Yes, he has to be super hot! I'm young, and I just want to have fun for the moment. If you do that with random hot guys, you'll be considered a slut, but if you do it with your smokin' boyfriend, you'll be the envy of all girls! Guys always have trophy girlfriends, and I can see why. They want someone to have fun with, and proudly present to their friends to make them jealous! Well I want a trophy boyfriend! After that...I'll think about a serious relationship!

Start a make-up/art portfolio

I already have a quite generous art portfolio. If I keep going with it, in a few years it can even land me a job in the design industry! Yup, I am THAT talented. However I feel that my true love would be becoming a make-up artist. That's why I'm this year I want at least to start a make-up portfolio. If any make-up artist are reading this right now, please leave some tips in the comment section, or blog about it. See I'm giving you ideas for your next post! Don't you just love it when I do that?!☺ Yes. Yes you do!

Visit my friends from abroad 

I've been moving around the world, same with my friends! But our friendships are still strong! That's why I'm planning on visiting them (that would mean visit at least 3 different countries this year!). Ain't I just the perfect friend....yeah you bet'cha ass I am.

Win some cheerleading award

Not because I'm good, but because I want to be good! I suck ass at dance and cheerleading and all these stuff, but I'm planning on becoming bootylicious and a master! By award, I mean get picked to cheer at games/events or even receive an honour trophy! This year I will work my butt off for my award (speaking of butt, this resolution also motivates me to exercise to have a hotter body! yay!) 

Get this blog popular

I really put a lot of time in this blog, I hope by next year it will be spammed by comments saying how awesome I am and how I'm considered a God in a few countries! I also want to create a better template/skin/layout for it. This one sucks monkey dick, and I'm trying to compensate having a shit ass blog design by adding a lot of cute baloneys to my posts. Look a dog! Now how fucking cute is that?!

Okay now that you've seen my inspiring resolutions, tell me, what are yours? It doesn't have to be deep or meaningful, just something that would make you happy to accomplish. Even lame shit like watching all of the episodes at least 2 times of Desperate Houswives...ewk. Also, here's another cute-ass divider! YAY!

Cheerleader Myths

You know those people who say, "cheerleaders are slutty dumb bimbos with blonde hair that have a low IQ and hang out in their little clique all the time!" Well today I will take all those myths and stereotypes, one by one and prove that they are all (or at least most) utter bullshit!

Cheerleaders have to be skinny!

Cheerleaders come in all shape and sizes, and in the heart of cheerleaders, there's enough space for fatties! And there should be cause they need a lot space...okay that was a bad pun (no offence to fat girls please! ♥). My point is, the mass of your body doesn't determine the amount of skill you have, so just because you're thin, doesn't mean you make a better dancer/cheerleader, au contraire, people like seeing a curvier girl shakin' that thang rather than one whose skin and bones. Mostly because there's more booty to stare at, simple as that.

However, if you are 240 lbs expect to be at the bottom of the pyramid, and don't have high hopes that someone will throw you up in the air someday....just sayin'! 

Now some people may argue, "LIAR! 80% of the cheerleaders that I've seen are all thin!!!1". Well yeah but that's not because fatter girls are not accepted in a squad, is just that cheerleading IS a sport and requires energy, and when you practice a lot and get your daily exercise, something occurs in nature, called burning fat, which magically turns you thin! Whoa bet'cha didn't know that! Which brings me to the next myth:

Cheerleading is not a sport!

This has been argued over for centuries! And personally, I believe cheerleading is half sport and half hobby....just like Obama is half black and half white ☮ It really depends on what type of cheerleading you are talking about. If you mean the one that contains gymnastics, aerobics and tumbling combined with a 2-minute dance routine with awesome mashed up songs in the background (of which you've probably seen a YouTube video before that left you speechless), then is most likely a sport:

If its the kind of cheerleading whose main goal is to attract male audience (and increase their blood pressure) at football/basketball games and looking as bootylicious and shaggable as possible while dancing, then is probably a hobby! Either way, cheerleading is awesome ♔

Cheerleaders are stoooopid!

Before I get into the argument, I  have to start off by saying that most of the people that say cheerleaders have a low IQ don't even know them on a level personal enough to judge their intelligence (or lack of it). But I see why they make the assumption that cheerios are morons. The stereotype portrays that cheerleaders are smokin' hot and have an amazing social life. Usually, the media makes it seem that every hot girl MUST lack brains, since, you know, the time you waste on bleaching that hair blonde (not to mention the chemicals from the bleach kills brain cells) takes precious hours that could have been used for studying. And girls don't go against this stereotype, I mean, don't you just love it when a guy points out a hot chick and you mention how dumb shit she is and how she lacks a personality?! I don't do that, but I'm sure as hell jealous insecure girls do, just to make themselves feel like they have an advantage compared to the hot "dumb" girl. Also, I have also noticed that so often stupidity in a girl is associated with having no personality. Huh?! Since when? It seems like once a girl is labelled as stupid, she cannot possibly have any interesting opinions,taste or traits of her own, other than being ditzy, clumsy and a bimbo (most likely a slut as well). Is funny, cause with guys, is totally different. If you take a look at movies, the stupid guys tent to be the humorous charismatic ones, while the stupid girls are whores.

However, back on the topic, I must say, I think this myth is half true!Reason: They are so many cheerios (or girls in general) out there that make themselves dumb while lookin' pretty just to resemble the stereotype. I don't why, usually for attention I guess, or they've been brain-washed. But this is only a part of all cheerleaders! Probably, like 25%. The rest, from my experience, are girls with goals, personality, skills and interesting traits. Not all of them are honour roll students, but I would say an average grade would be B+....maybe even a A- for some!

Cheerleaders are sluts!

Just like before, having a reputation of fucking around is part of the stereotype, as stupid people apparently get laid a lot...well hot stupid people (which, amusing enough, is quite common among adults and teens. kids use protection!). Okay a part of me believes this myth could be 100% true, if the word "sluts" was changed to the word "flirty"! But I think it only applies to the dancer type of cheerios, that entertain football matches by shaking their knockers like bonkers (hey, that rhymed!), or it would be easier to call them highschool/dancer cheerios? While the others (like the ones in the video I showed earlier) are the athletes cheerios.

Okay, back on track, the reason why I believe all dancer/highschool type of cheerleaders are flirty is because...well I JUST KNOW from my experience! All the girls in my squad, including me (yes I am a cheerleader) can be huge flirt bombs at times. And who can blame us? After practising routines, which can be suggestive at times,  for 2 hours, you do end up feeling quite sexy, so your flirty side shows up! Plus, being around cheerleaders just give you a happy vibe, like a confidence boost, and this attitude is kept all the time since that's how cheerios have to be, happy-go-lucky. You wouldn't like a cheerleader perform some emo shit to "cheer" you up when your favourite team is loosing the football match would you?!

Many people will accuse highschool/dancer cheerios of being full of themselves. However, as long as you don't act like a complete spoiled stuck-up bitch, I think being a bit full of yourself  and confident is a jewel that all teenager girls want to posses. Is quite a rare mood nowadays, and you have to admit, we all love a confident person. Except the sad jealous people. They think that's being narcissistic and/or a bimbo, lah!

Guys can't be cheerleaders

They can, but is usually gay fabulous ones that are prettier than you or fucking wankers with blue balls that want to look under your skirt. The end! Now here's some weird ass heart bunny thing. You HAVE to comment about how cute this shit is, I'm putting effort here lah! OMFG its moving!!!!!

I saw Santa...

...or at least I was planning to!

Pretty soon I'll go on a trip to Sweden. I got all excited cause I was planning to visit Santa. Then someone told me...he lives in Finland fml

However, I wish you all Merry Christmas! I hope you all got the gifts you wanted, and if you didn't, piss off you freakin' ungrateful complainer! :P

I want my post to be pretty, but I have no pictures to add to it! Oh well, here's a cute kitten from Glitter-Graphics , enjoy:

Short Girl's Etiquette!

READ THE FOLLOWING IF YOU ARE 5'2 AND UNDER!

(or just consider yourself short)

Midget, shorty, shawty (thanks a lot Justin Bieber!), dwarf, hobbit...for some reason so many short girls get called those names! Whatever happened to cute, cuddly, fun-sized eh?!

However, today I'm going to share the short girl no-no's. You don't want to make yourself look even shorter than you are!

Don't wear light washed jeans!

I used to be a freak that wanted to collect every colour of jeans possible! I've bought pink, black, grey, cheetah print and other dark washed and light washed colours. Out of them all, only the ones with a dark wash fit me good (oh lah, I'm such a money waster!). Why? The light ones just make me look shorter and fatter! Same goes with the ones in cheetah print, and even thought they are the most comfortable jeans I own, I only wore them out once since they look so bad on me! Also, go for skinnies and boot cut! It would make your legs appear longer, plus the ones with a wide end just make you look like a hippie...Don't forget to get jeans that fit you as well! Short girls have great figure, so why hide it underneath baggy jeans?

Okay that picture is not proving my point, since her legs look nice, but if you are 5'0, it doesn't work that good! The picture is only to show what I mean by "light washed jeans"!

Avoid leg-warmers!

Last year I wore the cutest leg-warmers ever! I don't care what anyone said, they were the best! Hot pink and black, with a plaid design, puffy and warm! Awwww how much I loved them! But I noticed something...no matter how awesome-O my leg-warmers were, only the tall girls got complimented when wearing leg-warmers as well?! Even if their's were boring and plain! Last year I didn't know why, but now I realize that the leg-warmers really cut from the length of my legs. Weird, I still own that pair of hot pink leg-warmers, but I ditched wearing them long time ago!

No wide belts allowed!

This rule is kinda....bi-polar? Because I've seen a girl whose shorter than me, wearing a huge belt with a skull on it, and it looked rockin'! Also, they are short girls that can also look good with those tight wide belts around your waist. But there were also a few of my friends wearing wide chestnut coloured belts to match their UGGs, and it just seemed...odd? I think is because the curve of their body was cut in two by the belt? Probably. So the moral is: if you can't rock it, just change it!

Tall Chestnut UGGs are the last thing you want to buy!

Okay maybe part of me made this rule only because of my hatred for tall chestnut UGGs! However, I suggest when buying UGGs avoiding the tall ones. I, myself regret buying a pair of tall black ones, and it gets me so pissed when I think they are brand new, but I bought them only because the short and medium ones were sold out! DAMN YOU PEOPLE FOR BUYING ALL THE GOOD ONES! I'll admit, I have a bitter love for UGGs, they are ugly and make my legs fat and bulky, but when I wear them with skinnies, they look...OK. Not sexy or amazing, but OK. And my feet are probably the warmest part of my body when I go outside.

Woah this just turned into a UGG Boots rant! Remember kids: go for medium or short length uggs. I don't know if this applies to all boots, since it depends on the shape of them, but for long uggs, I can tell you, they make the legs of models look short!

Huge bags go away!

This one is pretty self-explanatory! You need a bag that fits you right, just like clothes! If you get one that's twice your size it would look ridiculous and it would give you a hard time when caring it. Plus, small bags are always cute! However if you need a bag for school, go for a tote bag that doesn't cover three quarters of your body. They are also many small sized bags out there that can fit a lot of things. Also, get a locker! Last year I was so stupid, I simply REFUSED to get a locker just to prove people I can carry my shit around. Not only I still have back pains, but now that I have a locker I realized how easy it is just to throw all my crap in there!

Know your skirts!

If you want to look hot when showing off your legs in skirts, you have to know which one fits you the best. There's a simple rule: the more leg you show, the longer they will seem! Okay I don't advise you to go for a super skanky micro-short skirt, but one that is at least above your knees should make you look shagable enough! Also, look where the skirt ends. If it ends at a part where your thigh is fat, it will give the impression that your whole leg is obese! But if it ends at a point where your thigh is slimmer, well you just hit jackpot, since it would give an overall illusion of thinner legs! Go you!

Flat shoes...

Even short girls have to own at least a pair of cute flats, or some flat winter boots so you won't slip on ice...but don't forget the heels in your wardrobe! Some tall girls can't wear shoes with high heels, since it would make them look like creepy giants, however, short girls are lucky, we can benefit from wedges, platform boots, high heels, etc! Sure, on looooong days you just want to wear something comfy, but you also have to remember to rock some heels in days when you just fell...HOT! In summer, ditch the gladiator shoes and go for sandals with wedges! Ditch the flats and go for pumps! Have a very big selection of different shoe types, so you can wear comfy, less-attractive stuff on your lazy days, but still rock hot shoes at least once a week! You might think, well I don't have the money for all these shoes! Well you don't need to buy all of them at once! Slowly collect shoes as the years go by, and take good care of them, so as you grow up, your shoe collection will get bigger! You will also save money from buying smaller bags, shorter UGGs, thinner belts, etc...and you can invest all those little savings in....SHOES! or college. It's your choice.

Disclaimer:

I know you may think: "those are my clothes, I paid good money for them, you can't tell me what to wear and all!" Gee don't get all defensive and mad, I'm just trying to give some advice from my experience! Of course if you are a short gothic girl, you won't just change your style over night just because you read in a blog that your wardrobe  doesn't match you body figure, this post is more for the people who are still creating their style, and still experimenting with different clothes.

Okay...we cool now? :)